Today, we’re going to take a break from TV stuff and try something new. I would like for YOU to help me write today’s post.

I will make a comment about every comment that you leave! You can ask questions, make a suggestion, tell me how handsome I am, ask me about the future – or tell me that this is a silly idea and that I should write my own stuff! It’s up to you.

And THEN, come back tomorrow to read today’s blog. But you will already know what YOU wrote, so it will sorta be like DOGA VU!

Ain’t that a kick in the posterior!

(*Evidently the holes do not harm the cactus!)

I never knew how hard getting a new TV show started could be.

I’ve already had one puppy come up and challenge me to a shootout because I didn’t cast his sister’s husband’s wife’s best friend’s second son!

And then all the calls from agents wanting to know things like who gets top billing and how many walks a day will each puppy get and what about school and on and on and on.

I tell them all the same thing: Talk to the tall guy. He’s in charge of all of that!! Here’s his phone number:

(Note from Jack: Phone number redacted under threat of sleeping outside for the next 15 years)

But they don’t listen.

So I’m just going to go to my happy place and look at this nice picture of clouds that the tall guy took yesterday:

And now the answer to yesterday’s quiz. Exchange papers please!

1) Cowboy Happy Jack

2) Sassy

3) Cabana

4) Mr Koda MD

5) Tootie

Monument Valley

6) Darwin

7) Remington

8) Samantha

9) Sierra Rose

10) Dory

11) Tank

What the tall guy said he would do to me if I put his phone number on here!

12) Jazzi

13) Sam

14) Parker

15) Sage

16) Mango

More Monument Valley

and of course

17) Madi (HFP – honorary feline puppy!)

How well did you do?

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful pup.
That started when he headed west,
And forgot to bring a cup!

He was a mighty barking pup,
His voice was loud and sure.
Five puppies and a kitty-cat
Went west where the air was pure!

No, that’s no good……it doesn’t really tell a story!

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Here’s a story,
of a lovely puppy,
who was bringing up 3 very lovely pups
all of them had hair of gold, like their mother,
the youngest one in curls.

Well, that’s just silly. First of all, I don’t have any pups and secondly, where is their mother? What kind of mother just runs off and leaves her babies with me?

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Come ‘n listen to my story ’bout a pup named Jack,
A poor labrador, barely kept his family fed….

No no no. That won’t work either. For one thing ‘fed’ doesn’t rhyme with ‘Jack’.

Howdy Pawtners!
Today we’re off scouting shooting locations for our new series:

Striving for the utmost realism for our new show, I’m taking some time out of my busy rehearsal schedule to see if I can find places that will truly reflect how it was living in the old West. Like in 1974 old!!

Here I’ve come upon a waterin’ hole. I don’t know why anyone would want to water a hole, but it seems like all the westerns have to have one.

And of course you have to run across a bunch of THESE before you find the waterin’ hole. This is the no-waterin’ hole. This is where at least one of the guest stars for the week has to come to die because they didn’t listen to you when you told them there wasn’t any water in that direction. I think this will be a pretty good place for dyin’. (And possible Emmy nomination in the ‘best dying scene next to a no-waterin’ hole because you didn’t listen to Cowboy Happy Jack’ category!)

That reminds me, everyone needs to practice talking without putting a ‘g’ on the end of words. Evidently the letter G wasn’t invented in the old West. They had this letter (‘) instead.

Our next location is on MARS. Yes, our new TV series

may include some SCI-FI elements to attract the young geeky-nerdy types (ie, bloggers). Maybe our wagon train will be attacked by aliens and we will be transported to distant planets. Who knows? Certainly not the writers!!

So, here’s Cowboy Happy Jack, wishin’ you a rootin’ tootin’ hi-falutin’ shootin’ scootin’..

(TG: That’s enough. Say good-bye now.
CHG: ‘ood bye!)

Everyone needs a nap ever now and again!
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